KIM KARDASHIAN AND THE BIG DEAD WHALE!

A large 50 foot Finback whale was found dead floating in Boston Harbor. The finback is like the 2nd largest whale in the ocean behind like the Blue or something. Police said Kim Kardashian probably had nothing to do with the whales death. Lindsay Lohan is a "person of interest" in the investigation, however. Other reality tv stars like Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, and like the Survivor people or any of the singing people had nothing to do with the whales death-AS FAR AS WE KNOW! Stay tuned for more updates as the fishy story unfolds. Whales are not fish. Whales are like fish, just different. Fish don't have blowholes like whales do. The Whale Shark is not a whale. It is a shark. Science is still trying to determine if sharks are fish. Stay tuned for updates as science unfolds.