Tuesday, October 16, 2012

DWTS JUDGES SMOKING CRACK DURING COMMERCIAL BREAKS!!!

OK, who saw Bristol and Mark perform their Rock n Roll dance? They were completely out of sync, Bristol had no energy, she couldn't lift her legs and yet the judges complemented her, had absolutely no critiques and scored her higher than Kirstie. Granted, it shouldn't be too difficult to outscore Kirstie except that Max and Kirstie out danced and out PERFORMED Bristol and Mark. Sabrina went next and actually had to stand there and listen to shit minutes after Bristol didn't have to listen to any. But who cares? Gilles Marinnie (sic) and Petra Heavens to Mergatroid were infuckingcredible! Then Sean Johnson and Derek Huff (that's the way it should be spelled) were awesome as well. That was my first exposure to Paula Abdul's speaking voice. I would cut her fucking tongue out if I lived with her or even near her. The most annoying voice of all time. I think Val and Kelly are Boinking like horny Boinkers.

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