BRISTOL SENT PACKING-KATE GETS PINK SLIP!

OK! People, finally Bristol Palin is sent home or off to the woods or to a clearing by a stream or wherever the fuck Bristol lives. Point being she is no longer on DWTS so she can't fuck up anyone else's season. I am very happy. She seems like a nice enough kid but she can't fucking dance so I am glad she is gone. And former DWTS "star" Kate Gosling or whatever got fired from some job she had. I should point out again to those of you who are new to this blog I know nothing about reality TV except DWTS. Like the other night I was flippin' channels and saw a bunch of backward ass bearded (seriously bearded. like ZZ FUCKING TOP bearded) hillbillies talking about hunting snakes. Turns out this show is called Duck Dynasty for some reason that I couldn't care any less about and features hillbilly's hunting snakes and sitting on stools and driving trucks. I turned it off. I could move to Mississippi or Alabama or some other backward ass fucked up state if I was interested in snake hunting hillbillies.