KHLOE AND LAMAR FILE FOR DIVORCE WITH BIGFOOT!

Khloe and Lamar are done with one another. Apparently, Lamar woke up one morning looked at his still sleeping wife and said aloud "Holy Shit! My friends were right, I DID marry the fat and ugly Kardashian!". (Khloes face is as big as Kims ass.) So Lamar said to his wife "Yo Bitch! Wake the Fuck Up!" to which she responded "Grrmmph. Hcckkjhsshh!" because Khloe is also the stupid, illiterate Kardashian. (OK I admit that's kind of like saying Blue whales are the big ones, but as far as the Kardashian girls are concerned Khloe is the stupid one. They're all illiterate.) Anyhow, the fairy tale romance of the fat girl famous for being famous and the dude named Lamar is over. Unless of course it isn't. I don't even know Lamars last name. I do know however, for an almost certain fact, that Khloe and Lamar drove out to the countryside and filed for divorce with Bigfoot. Apparently, because they're both supreme idiots.